I just got a new potato gun on friday. It's a beauty. Plastic barrel, 6.57 shooting action. Wonderful. 10g of plastic for only £90.
Anyway, I would like to reccomend the poet Seamus Heany to you all. He was a fellow potato fetishist (though, unfortunately not potato shooting - I don't think they had them) But his poems are wonderful, especially when he drones on and on and on about the wonders of the potato. *sigh* So wonderful and Aweinspiering.
Also, I have a potato mascot; named Blighty. I have drawn him in my anthology next to the Seamus Heany potato poems, I shall re-draw him for all of you here.
ETA: Mmm Potato head crisps very good.