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potato shooting - the thing none of the millions' Journal

Wednesday, August 30, 2006

12:25AM - I LOVE POTATOES AND CAPS LOCK

OH POTATO!

OOHHHH POTATOOOOOO!

I AM PROUD TO BE A POTATOTAN!!!!!

PATRIOTICPOTATO!!!!!

EXCLAMATION MARK EL OH EL OH EL OH EL OH EM JEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!

Current mood: POTATO

Monday, April 17, 2006

1:17AM

I havent had a wide variety of poatoes in a while. This is tragic.
I live for potatoes!

POTATOES FOREVER HELL YEAH!

Tuesday, May 10, 2005

10:41PM

LONG LIVE THE POTATOES!!!!!!!!

Sunday, April 17, 2005

5:59PM

Where have all the potato lovers gone ?!?!

Maybe you're all busy tending to your potatoes . . .

Mmmmmm, i like potatoes . . .

Sunday, April 3, 2005

4:45PM

hey everyone, hows the potato loving going?

need to keep this community alive! the potatoes are counting on it!

xxxxx

Monday, March 28, 2005

4:25PM

Hello there Fellow Potato Lovers!

Thought i'd let you know on several up and coming potato events:

http://www.istc.org/sisp/?fx=event&event_id=44660
http://www.fwi.co.uk/index.asp?fn=show16697&sec=226&hier=281
http://www.eventcentre.co.uk/event_view.php4?DataSchemeID=5&ContentID=97

They all look so exciting!

I was also thinking . . .

There is a mention of the British Potato Council on the last site, how do you think we go about signing up for that?

Can you imagine how exciting that would be?

We'd get all the news on potatoes immediately, and i would assume we get to attend all potato events!

Anyone with me?

Please let me know as soon as possible, we can't waste any more time on this. Í cant believe none of us have found it already!

Being a member of the British Potato Council, just imagine it!

Hopefully be hearing from you soon.

Current mood: excited

Thursday, March 17, 2005

12:34PM - Potato

has anyone seen this?

http://www.brianmung.com/runpotatorun.htm

tis highly potato related and rather comical, check out al the installments on same site!!!

Tuesday, February 22, 2005

6:44PM

Also if i do stay here can you make it pretty who ever controls it, potato communities deserve to be pretty, i want pictures of potatoes. Make it look good, sheesh, if you've potato shot in the past you owe it to the potatoes ot makt this community look respectable towards them. Or are you saying that potatoes are standard by having a standard layout huh?

6:42PM

I don't know if i can remain here. Potato shototing is just cruel. Cruelty to potatoes, it brings a tear to my eye people can treat potatoes in such a way. When will it end?

6:31PM

just to clarify, no potatoes were hurt, emotionally or physically in the telling of the previous joke, do not fret!

apologies to anyone who takes offense

xxxx

10:39AM

got a fantastic joke;

mummy potato is saying goodbye to her 3 baby girl potatoes, she wishes them luck and then lets them set off out into the world.

a year later they come back and all very happy, the first says to mummy "you'll be really proud of me mummy, i maried a jersey royal!" "wow, thats great" mummy replied, the second said, "you'll be proud of me too mummy! i married a king edwards!" mummy was ecstatic by this point and the 3rd girl potato said "i think you'll be proud of me too mummy... i hope you will.." mummy said "ok go on, whats happened" she said "well, i married des lynam" mummy looked shocked

"but he's a commentater!"

10:06AM

hey, really glad you're all sharing your feelings, its good that we can get through all of this together!

hope us potato liking people can share many good times that are to come

GO POTATOES!

xxxx

Monday, February 21, 2005

3:51PM - Great Googly Moogly; Potato Shooting!

Hello fellows. I'm not personally a lover of Potato shooting specifically (though I do enjoy a spot of it every now and again) But I do love my potatoes, Mashed, boiled, fried, anything and everything.

I just got a new potato gun on friday. It's a beauty. Plastic barrel, 6.57 shooting action. Wonderful. 10g of plastic for only £90.

Anyway, I would like to reccomend the poet Seamus Heany to you all. He was a fellow potato fetishist (though, unfortunately not potato shooting - I don't think they had them) But his poems are wonderful, especially when he drones on and on and on about the wonders of the potato. *sigh* So wonderful and Aweinspiering.

Also, I have a potato mascot; named Blighty. I have drawn him in my anthology next to the Seamus Heany potato poems, I shall re-draw him for all of you here.

XxxX
Jenny

ETA: Mmm Potato head crisps very good.

Current mood: YAY! POTATO SHOOTING!

Sunday, February 20, 2005

7:50PM

Hello my name is emma. I have only just got out of a clinic for my potato obsession. Though as soon as i got out i was reunitied with potatos, i picture was snaaped of me in my hysterical re-untite with them.


The snapshot they got of me as blackmailCollapse )

Ill do my best to promote, the MOD need to get some banners done.

Current mood: Im back with my potatos

1:16PM

Finally someone who loves potato shooting as much as i do!!!!

Well, i figured as this was a potato shooting community i'd have to do an application to be a member, so here it is!

Application.Collapse )

Current mood: hungry for potatoes!